surviving a bear attack

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after convincing his son to kick the angry bear in the face, he escaped

mitch saves the day

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after 364 days in a polar gulag

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living in the north pole will transform anyone into a raging sexual predator

billy does atlantis

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billy discovered that most fish are not as receptive to mental telepathy as he had once believed

the origins of phone sex

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it certainly was better than masturbating to morse code

clowns also need to eat

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“bring your delicious children to us, and no harm shall befall you!”

truckin’

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the trucker quickly came to regret giving this hippy a lift

first all the talk about brotherly love

then the gentle caressing

he wished his switchblade was handy…